What's in a Name?

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    A guy is in the bathroom taking a piss when this huge man walks in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him.

    The guy just happens to look over and see the other guy`s dick is huge.

    Then he walks over and says, "Hey man I'm not gay or anything but what is your name? Because you have the biggest dick I have ever seen!"

    The big guy says, "Well thanks man. My name is Ben Rover."

    Then the guy passes out.

    When he wakes up he says, "Whats your name again"

    "Well it's Ben Rover," the big guy says!

    Oh what a releif I thought you said 'bend over'.
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