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    Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.

    It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.

    "I'm busy," he said. "I promise I'll do the next one."

    The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again.

    Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, "I didn't mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby."
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