The good news about the bad news

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    Amy phones her husband at work, "Sam, do you have time for a chat?"

    "Sorry, darling, this is not a good time - I'm about to go into a board meeting."

    "But this won't take long," Amy says, "I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news."

    "I really haven't the time," says Sam, "so just quickly tell me the good news."

    "Oh all right then, the good news is that the air bag on your new Lexus works very well."
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