Marketing Strategy

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    Morris was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Shirley dies. At the cemetery, Morris's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads:

    "Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing Services Ltd."

    Morris was standing in front of Shirley's grave reading the headstone when he suddenly burst into tears.

    His brother says to him, "I'm not at all surprised that you find this distasteful. It's right that you should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's headstone."

    Through his tears, Morris sobs, "You don't understand. They left out the phone number."
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