Like a Newborn

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    Sam and Pam live in a retirement home. One day, as they are sitting on a bench under a tree, Sam turns to Pam and says, "Pam, I'm 85 years old and I'm full of aches and pains. You're about my age. How do you feel?"

    Pam replies, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

    "Really? Like a baby?"

    "Yes," replies Pam, "no hair, no teeth and I think I just wet myself."
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