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    An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.

    He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"

    The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together. The old man tried and tried harder, but finally, he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed.

    "I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped... "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police after all."
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