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    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques

    However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal.

    He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

    The man said, "I've come to install the phone."
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