| After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husbandto describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What aboutI, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairlyoptimistic about saving his testicles. |