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    The young female golf student had just finished private lessons with the club pro when he suggested she go out on the course and play nine holes on her own and report back to him.

    After playing #1 a bee stung her en route to #2 tee and she rushed back to the pro exclaiming, "A bee stung me, what shall I do?

    "Where were you stung?"h e asked

    "Between the first and second hole!" she replied.

    He looked at her and said, "Try closing your stance a bit."
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