Miraculous and Powerful Wife

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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem Can there be greater than this one?'
  • Confessional Confusion A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for...
  • Sexuality and Mystery The blonde college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that...
  • Emergency Service A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his...
  • Smart Answer Santa and his wife Jeeto were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
    Santa said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my
  • Alcohol abuse lecture An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
    The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects...
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