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    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

    At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

    They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

    A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

    As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the fucking wall!"
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