Sexual Harrassment

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    A man walks up to a woman at their office and says her hair smells nice.

    The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

    The supervisor is puzzled and says, "What's wrong with a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "He's a midget."
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    "No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing...
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    She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get...
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    With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down...
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