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    A woman with 14 children, ages one through 14, decided to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion.

    "When did he desert you?" the judge asked.

    "Thirteen years ago," she replied.

    "If he left 13 years ago," asked the judge, "where did all the children come from?"

    "Well," said the woman, "he kept coming back to say he was sorry."
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