| The Italian says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Indian says, That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Ghee. I caressed her entire body, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you make her scream for two hours?" The Indian replied, "I wiped my hands on the curtains...!" |