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    A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mommy, what's sex?"

    His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

    When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
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    He says, "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you...
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    Mr. Jones, "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, shooting...
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    The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for...
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