Banta fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, "Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children ?"
Sujata replied, "Why not ? How many have you ?"
Dance Ballerina!This large, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless, stained sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a quite unshaven armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar. 'What damn gentleman around here will buy this young lady a drink?' she demands in a deep, gravelly
WalledA woman is lying nude on a couch and she is facing the wall. A man is also lying nude on the same couch and is facing the wall. Question: What is the man`s name?
Taken for a RideA young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you`ve got a lot to live for. I`m off to Europe...
For Arguement Sake...Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role. Finally the 14-year-old said to her 8-year-old younger sister, 'Well, you just ask Mom. She ll tell you it s much harder
The most beautiful night!!!The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars. 'Dear.' Asked the somewhat impatient husband, 'Aren t you coming