| A woman called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her private area. The doctor examined her. The doctor shook his head. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy, delicate and expensive surgical operation." "I'm not sure I can afford it," the young woman sighed. "But while I'm here, could you just replace the batteries?" |