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    A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.

    As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis.

    The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."

    She replied, "What other way?"
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  • Good News! A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
    "Are you feeling...
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    "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town...
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