Boy or a Girl Cat?

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    A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.

    On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

    "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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