| Having had one too many, a man at a bar was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey, how about it babe—you and me?" The woman got up to move away from the drunk, and as she did, the man said loudly, "Honey, you look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars." She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?" |