| A Man calls up his Doctor frantically and says, "Doctor.. you have got to help me. I have taken a dose of Viagra... and just spoke to my wife on her cellphone... She's Stuck in a traffic jam and wont be home for hours.... What do I do?" The Doc says, "Hmmmm... Well I suppose you can always have sex with the Maid" The Man answers in Anguish, "But Doctor... when I have sex with the maid... I never need Viagra....!!!" |