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    An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office.

    "We have come for an examination," said the young girl.

    "Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."

    "No, not me," said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."

    "Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."
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    An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey, how about it babe—you and me?"

    The woman got up to move away from the drunk, and as she did, the man said loudly, "Honey, you look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."

    She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
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