| A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologised and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable drunken arsehole!" she screamed. Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." |