Honeymoon Boat Cruise

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    Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise.

    The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go."

    "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine."

    The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please."

    "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
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    An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey, how about it babe—you and me?"

    The woman got up to move away from the drunk, and as she did, the man said loudly, "Honey, you look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."

    She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
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