| Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES...$50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00" |