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    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.

    Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.

    The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

    "Suit yourself mister," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
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