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    A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods.

    "Well, Mrs. Appleby," smiled her doctor. "I have good news for you."

    "Wait, Doctor," she interrupted. "It's not MRS.

    Appleby...it's MISS Appleby."

    "Oh," said the doctor. "In that case, Miss Appleby, I have bad news for you."
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