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    A guy goes into a costume shop.

    He says, "I``m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."

    The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."

    She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."

    She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough. "

    She says, "Listen, Ace, why don``t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump? "
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