•  

    One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny to recite in class.

    "Little Johnny, answer this math question," she said. "If you have 500 dollars and you gave 100 dollars to Susie and gave 100 dollars to Jeannie and gave 100 dollars to Mary Ann, what do you have ?"

    "An orgy," answered Little Johnny.
  • Costume Party A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
    The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says...
  • Inflation! A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady...
  • Good News! A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods.
    "Well, Mrs. Appleby," smiled her doctor...
  • Good Sport John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers.
    The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago...
  • First Date The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date.
    "Do you like to screw...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT