Deodorant Issues

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    It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.

    All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

    One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."

    A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me... I'm not wearing any."
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  • Fortune Teller A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down...
  • Wife Gets Even A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck...
  • Just Fooling Around A man sitting at the window one evening casually calls to his wife, "There's that woman that our next door neighbor is fooling around with!"
    His wife dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room...
  • Father's Ashes A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some...
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