Blind Man & Stick...

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    A man, his wife and seven children where waiting in a bus stop. After some time a blind mad joins them.
    The bus comes and the conductor says, "Only eight seats vacant"
    The man quickly tells his wife, "You and children get on , myself and the blind man will walk".
    The bus speeds of and both the man and the blind walks. The blind man starts taping his stick on the road.
    To the tap.. tap.. sound the man gets wild and shouts at the blind, "Asshole can`t you put a rubber to the end of the stick to avoid the tap.. tap .."
    To this the blind man shouts back, "Fucker if you would have put a Rubber to the end of your stick we both would have been in the bus".
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