Learn to be more polite

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    One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

    Tom wasn't happy about that, "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

    Bill, "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

    Tom, "The smaller piece, of course."

    Bil, "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
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