Bagels with cream cheese

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    A young couple took their three-year-old son to doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. That should solve the problem."

    The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm bagels and cream cheese in the middle of the table.

    "Gee, mommy," the boy exclaimed. "For me?"

    "Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."
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