| Once a mother sent her 16-yr-old daughter to the doctor because she had a severe cold for a long time. The doctor asked her, "What is the matter with you, missy?" She replied, "My mother thent me to you becauth I have a thevere coldth." He asked her to lie down as he listened to her heartbeat through the stethescope. "Big breaths," he ordered. "Yeth, an I'm only thixteen, too." |