Interoffice Rivalry

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    An inter-office softball game was held every year between the Marketing and Support Staff of one company.

    The Support Staff whipped the Marketing Department soundly. To show just 'how' the Marketing Department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:

    "The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 1999 Softball Season, we finished in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game this entire season."
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