Johny, The American

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    A Paksitani boy got admission in an American school.

    Teacher: What's your name ?

    Boy: Ahmad

    Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.

    Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?

    Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.

    Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up.

    Next day he was back to school, all bruised.

    Teacher: What happend Johnny?

    Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis.
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