Routine Checks

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    One day a woman went to her doctor for her physical. After all of the routine checks and 'female' exam, she was given great results.

    Very happy and excited, she went home to meet her husband.

    "How did it go?" he asked.

    "Wonderful," she said, "the doctor said I have a tight package."

    "Did he say anything about your BIG ASS?"

    "Nope, he didn't mention YOUR name the whole time I was there!!"
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