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    A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode.

    One day, the husband sent his son and said, "Tell your mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.

    Mother replies, "Tell your Dad that the Network is down today."

    Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone".

    Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "If he dare goes to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Centre at home."
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