Organic Vegetables

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    A wife goes to the local market to buy some organic vegetables for her husbands. She came back rather upset.

    When her husband asked her what was wrong, she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him, 'Where the organic Vegetables were?' He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, 'These vegetables are for my husbands. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?

    And he said, "No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself.?
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