Strange desires...

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    Boss (Ajit) calls Tony.
    Boss: Tawny , hum chaahte hai ki tum Julia ko hamaare paas bhejo.
    Then to Robert : Raabert , tum hamaare paas raho , aur hamaare saath Julia ka intezaar karo.
    Tony gets Julia to Boss.
    Boss : Julia darling , ab tum apne saare kapde utaar do.
    Julia obliges grudgingly .
    Boss: Raabert, ab tum bhee apne saare kapde utaar do.
    Robert is more than pleased to do it, esp. with Julie already stripped.
    Boss: ab tum dono saath me, mere saamne khare ho jao , Julia tum left me aur raabert tum right me. Tony is curious: magar bass, yeh sab kyoo kar rahe ho?
    Boss: bahut dino se Julia Roberts ko neud dekhne kee ichchaa thhee ...... jo aaj puree ho gai..
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