Drinking is Bad

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    At a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad.

    Man: Have you tried it?

    Nun: No, Never.

    Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll giv up Drinking.

    Nun: Ok, but bring it in Teacup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.

    Man goes to the bartender and says: Giv me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cups.

    Bartender- IS THAT NUN HERE Again?
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