Cosmetic Surgery

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    Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

    The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

    The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

    To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
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