Morning Prayer

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    Dear Lord:
    So far I've done all right.
    I haven't gossipped,
    haven't lost my temper,
    haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm really glad about that.

    But in a few minutes, God,
    I'm going to get out of bed.
    And from then on, I'm going to need a lot more help.
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