Love and Marriage

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    My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.

    He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." And she said, "I do."

    Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."
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