Wife's Photograph

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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"
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