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    A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time.

    After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.

    "Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday," she says.

    The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.

    "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."
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    "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor...
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    The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and...
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    He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical...
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    "Honey, if I lie, I'll win the case...
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