Shoot the bad guys

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    On his return from a long journey, a travelling salesman bursts into an armoury shop with a rifle in his hands.

    "John, hurry, I need some bullets. I am going to shoot all dirty guys that petted with my wife when I was away!"

    "Sorry, Tom," reply the dealer, "I'll have to call the factory, I've got only one box of bullets here in the shop."
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    He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical...
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    "Honey, if I lie, I'll win the case...
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