My wife is expecting

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    "How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Santa asked his friend Banta.

    "Oh, she's not pregnant," Banta replied, "she's expecting."

    "What's the difference?" Santa pressed.

    "Well," Banta explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet..."
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