| Three guys were deciding where to go drinking tonight. The first, an Italian, said, "Let's go the the Italian-American Club. I heard that if you buy one beer you get the second for free." The second guy, a Frenchman, said, "That sounds good but I heard that if you go to the Franco-american club, when you buy one beer, you get TWO for free." The third guy, a Polish guy, said, "Hold on... we have to go to the Polish-American club. I heard that they buy you drinks all night and at closing time they take you to the parking lot and you get LAID!!! "Wow!" said the other two. "Where did you hear about that?" The Polish guy stated, "I overheard my WIFE talking about it with my sister." |