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    This Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.

    Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him SARIDON.

    Doctor: Good Job.

    Santa: The second patient came with Running Nose and I gave him COLDARIN.

    Doctor: Good job again!!

    Santa: The third patient was a lady. She took-off her clothes on the couch, opened her legs and said, 'Help me, I have not seen a man for since 5 months'"

    Surprised Doctor: What did you do then?

    Santa: I put CIPLOX EYE DROPS in her EYES...!!
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